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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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