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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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