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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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