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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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