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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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