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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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