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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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