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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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