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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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