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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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