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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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