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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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