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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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