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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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