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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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