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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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