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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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