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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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