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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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