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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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