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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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