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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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