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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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