Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.