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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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