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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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