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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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