Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.