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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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