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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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