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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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