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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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