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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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