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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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