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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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