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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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