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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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