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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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