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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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