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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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