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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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