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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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