Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.