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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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