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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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