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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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