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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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