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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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