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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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