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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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