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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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