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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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