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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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