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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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