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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Princess eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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