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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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