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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dixie eaten by

a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡
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