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Pet death
My
father
had their beloved pet
monkey 🐒
Dixie
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a cow 🐮
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a tiger 🐯
a cheetah 😺
a hippo 🦛
a lynx 😺
a wild boar 🐗
a pufferfish 🐡
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