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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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