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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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