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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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