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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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