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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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