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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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